I'm a friendly creeper.

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

drag & drop
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cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

sh1re:

happy easter

monroeville-sunsets:

ereriful:

guiltyhipster:

shinyeren:

shinyeren:

what team

SURVEY CORPS

GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME

MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.

GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon

TERMS/CONDITIONS:

  • reblog this post. no likes
  • the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
  • i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
  • you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
  • all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
  • winners will have around 36 hours to respond

feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first

POKEMON:

chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)
fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)
mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)
murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)
totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

Well I am home and my internet is sucking balls, was welcomed home by being ignored and I am depressed and confused over other emotions and so I’m going to order pizza and watch movies on my comp and probably cry goodnight.

I

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

babygoatsandfriends:

Blehrgblehrgblehgbleg

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!